Lol… This is so genuine, and it’s also very funny in some areas.
First, a very warm welcome to Kenya, people here are generally nice – friendly, helpful, genuinely loving, and human.
My name is Nyambura, and I am Kenyan. I’ve done some home-stay and have a basic knowledge on helping travelers find their way around Kenya with least hassle. You are welcome to contact me privately and I will answer any further questions you will have.
That said, let’s try and do some real answers.
“I am considering moving to Buruburu myself I am a Black bloke born in England… I got dreadlocks so I hope I won't encounter any prejudice I am not a real rastafarian I don't smoke at all or drink and its just a fashion for me last year I went for the 'John shaft' Afro look. I am not going to get any grief from ex-pats am I?”
You are black and have dreadlocks. Being ‘black’ means Kenyans seeing you here will generally ASSUME you are Kenya. Dreadlocks will have majority ASSUME you are Rasta. Those two things will either put you in some very uncomfortable situations, or get you in some very entertaining situations.
What I will emphasize is the ASSUMPTIONS; you will not get a lot of the flack that a ‘white’ person will get. So asking for directions for instance will be interesting, for instance. Please learn how to say ‘I am not Kenyan, and I only understand English’ in Kiswahili as on opening line if you ever need to ask for directions. If they ask, tell them you’re Jamaican with a Jamaican accent and enjoy the moment! Oh! This will get you some real fun I tell you. Lol…
Ex-pats? Now where will you truly meet those in buruburu? No likely except at functions and there everyone is generally polite. :-)
My honest and more serious counsel is to stay away from alleys and dark streets at night because you will definitely get busted by coppers who will assume you are black, Kenyan, Rastafarian, and drug pusher. Not good!
A word about Kenyan coppers and the shooting thing: the international media will often highlight what they do not understand because it looks like news. From here I can tell you that Kenyan coppers do not generally open fire. They carry AK47 for goodness sake! (
Yeah, that will be one of your culture shocks). By the time they cork the damn thing everyone will have fled, lol... The clip you saw are likely our version of secret police, and they most often know exactly what they are up against. Peace loving civilians are not on their radar. Ignore media drama!
“the Kenyan immigration service will give you a residence permit if you can prove you have an assured income”
I don’t know too much on resident permits here, but I can find out from my British friends and let you know. If you'd like me to, just let me know.
“I am bit worried about the staring thing, were I come from its seen as very hostile.”
Staring is mainly reserved for ‘whites’. In your case, people may glance at you because of the dreadlocks and continue to mind their own business. You will notice many rastas here wear a cape during the day. You will get used to it really, it’s a very blank and harmless long look.
“I don't mean anything physical just about a crappy attitude at seeing a Western born Black none Kenyan.”
Because of the assumption that you’re black, the only people who will know are the ones who you will hang out with directly, and those will be good with wherever you come from. Kenyans are truly very welcoming.
"What will 6000 to 12060 per month get me? As long as it has an inside toilet and shower ‘Warm shower I’m not going to be too demanding’ I am a happy man."
You most definitely can get a decent house with own bathroom and a shower with anything between KES 10,000 to KES 12,000 in Buruburu – KES 6,000 to KES 9,000, may not guarantee the ‘hot’ shower. In the better part of Buruburu, even if you do not get the ‘hot shower’ already installed, it is easy to install what we call an ‘instant hot water shower’. That will cost you about KES 2,500 (about 20 or less GBP).
6000 GBP will get you a 4bedroom house fully furnished, next to the President's residence for 4 months! Lol... Get back to me if you need help securing a Buruburu house before you land.
“I’ve been trying without success to get information on how long it takes Mombasa ports to clear your vehicle can anybody help?” That’s the only big thing I’m bringing because I reckon stuff like a cooker and fridge I can get in Nairobi.”
I honestly have no idea whey you want to bring a car here either. Contact me on inbox if you need to crunch numbers some more on this one. Bringing one here might just be as costly or costlier as buying a perfect Japanese import here. Please contact me.
I’ll can also hook you up with some British friends who’ve chartered between both countries through FB if you’re interested.
When do you plan to come?