I spent a little time in a row house over a river once. To get to the toilet you had to walk a gangplank about 4 meters out over the water. The first time you sat down in the little wooden outhouse, one thought struck your mind, given that the tiny shack sat a half a meter above the water's surface, anyone walking near the shore was going to see *stuff* falling and hear it going *PLOP!* The second thought that occurs, "What the hell, those can't be fish swarming down there, fighting over that s- ! Damn, what are they, parranna or something! Oh, my God! I had fish this morning!" LOL