Just imagine somebody writing: "Hi! I wanna leave Tanzania to spend 2-3 months in Germany or Norway. Due to my small budget I need to find a job up there, so if anyone has a tip for me please contact me." We would just laugh, and the person in question could not even dream of getting a visa to the Schengen countries.
Sorry, Simon, this was not actually meant to hurt you, just to put some things in perspective.